Cell Block 290 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/feed/? Latest topics Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:36:08 GMT 10 Cell Block 290 http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/13/10/32/00/48586710.jpg http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/feed/? Criminal Hall of Shame http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/criminal-hall-of-shame-t24.htm Bappy Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time, though, we hear of those who strive to achieve new levels of stupidity *while* also breaking the law. To these brave men and women -- ooops, "women and men" -- we present the highest possible honor: entry into the "Stupid-." Following are their accounts .. Kentucky (where else?): Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain ... CELL BLOCK 44 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:38:51 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/criminal-hall-of-shame-t24.htm#74 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/criminal-hall-of-shame-t24.htm The inmates last wish! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/the-inmates-last-wish-t21.htm Bappy The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold." No," ... CELL BLOCK 44 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:34:26 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/the-inmates-last-wish-t21.htm#71 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/the-inmates-last-wish-t21.htm GUYS................HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/guyshow-do-you-like-it-t12.htm Bappy GUYS....INFORM DA LADIES ON HOW YOU'D LIKE TO BE SUCKED!!!! FREAKY FREAKY Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:38:32 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/guyshow-do-you-like-it-t12.htm#54 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/guyshow-do-you-like-it-t12.htm OK....DOGGIE STYLE MAY HURT BUT I LOVE IT.........SOMEONE SECOND IT!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/okdoggie-style-may-hurt-but-i-love-itsomeone-second-it-t25.htm Bappy ]]> FREAKY FREAKY Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:29:00 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/okdoggie-style-may-hurt-but-i-love-itsomeone-second-it-t25.htm#85 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/okdoggie-style-may-hurt-but-i-love-itsomeone-second-it-t25.htm HOW MANY IS TOO MUCH!!!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/how-many-is-too-much-t9.htm Bappy WHAT DA LIMIT ON DA F.W.B(FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS) FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:30:23 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/how-many-is-too-much-t9.htm#51 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/how-many-is-too-much-t9.htm The 3 convicts. http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/the-3-convicts-t22.htm Bappy Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one item with them to help them occupy their time whileincarcerated.On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did youbring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that heintended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the"Grandma Moses of Jail".Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I ... CELL BLOCK 44 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:35:43 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/the-3-convicts-t22.htm#72 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/the-3-convicts-t22.htm IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT, THEN DONT!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/if-you-dont-know-how-to-do-it-then-dont-t13.htm Bappy
If you dont know how to give head then dont do it?]]> TOTALLY POINTLESS Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:07:23 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/if-you-dont-know-how-to-do-it-then-dont-t13.htm#63 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/if-you-dont-know-how-to-do-it-then-dont-t13.htm WHAT DA ******!!!!!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/what-da-t5.htm Bappy Ok.......This is cellblock 44. Each person must state what they wanna do in life. and da person must reply with something that corrupts it and state why they end up in jail, on cell block 44. Example: I was chilling with ma friends da other day. Person reply: But then you and your friend got in a fight and someone let off. Sorry bitch, you in Cell block 44. Then da person who reply must state what he/she was doing. (Almost like corrupt a wish) CELL BLOCK 44 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:00:28 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/what-da-t5.htm#6 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/what-da-t5.htm DOES SIZE MATTER? http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/does-size-matter-t3.htm Bappy
WOMEN: Whats your favorite size?]]> TOTALLY POINTLESS Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:58:36 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/does-size-matter-t3.htm#3 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/does-size-matter-t3.htm DOGGIE STYLE http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/doggie-style-t4.htm Bappy DURING DA DOGGIE STYLE POSITION, DO WOMEN LIKE TO BE SLAPPED? FREAKY FREAKY Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:30:12 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/doggie-style-t4.htm#4 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/doggie-style-t4.htm DA HOT TOPICS!!!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/da-hot-topics-t26.htm Bappy ASK ANYONE WHO POST OR REPLY TO THIS TOPICS A QUESTIONS......A DIRTY, NASTY QUESTIONS AND THEY HAVE TO ANSWER!!!!!! FREAKY FREAKY Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:36:08 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/da-hot-topics-t26.htm#87 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/da-hot-topics-t26.htm DA CRAZIEST PLACE ON EARTH TO HAVE SEX!!!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/da-craziest-place-on-earth-to-have-sex-t7.htm Bappy WHERE IS DA CRZIEST PLACE ON EARTH YOU LOVE TO HAVE SEX....I MEAN IF IT WAS POSSIBLE YOU WOULD TOTALLY GO FOR IT........... FREAKY FREAKY Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:37:51 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/da-craziest-place-on-earth-to-have-sex-t7.htm#26 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/da-craziest-place-on-earth-to-have-sex-t7.htm List of rules of being a guy: http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/list-of-rules-of-being-a-guy-t23.htm Bappy Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save it's masterb. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blousec. After wrecking your boss' Ferrarid. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into The Crying GameUnless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within ... TOTALLY POINTLESS Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:36:58 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/list-of-rules-of-being-a-guy-t23.htm#73 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/list-of-rules-of-being-a-guy-t23.htm Accountant in Prison http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/accountant-in-prison-t20.htm Bappy you want ot be the husband tonight or would you prefer to be the wife?"


The Enron accountant thinks quickly, and replies, "Since I have a choice, I'd like to be the husband!"


His cellmate grins and says, "Good, get over here and suck your wife's cock, NOW!"]]> CELL BLOCK 44 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:33:04 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/accountant-in-prison-t20.htm#70 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/accountant-in-prison-t20.htm When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/when-you-think-about-the-differences-between-work-and-prison-maybe-prison-isn-t-so-bad-t19.htm Bappy IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day. AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK........You must carry around a security ... CELL BLOCK 44 Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:31:36 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/when-you-think-about-the-differences-between-work-and-prison-maybe-prison-isn-t-so-bad-t19.htm#69 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/cell-block-44-f6/when-you-think-about-the-differences-between-work-and-prison-maybe-prison-isn-t-so-bad-t19.htm ~~~~YO MOMMA~~~~ http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/yo-momma-t18.htm Bappy Yo momma is so fat she got more rolls than a bakery Yo momma is so fat i ran into her and got lost Yo momma is so fat she sat on a 50 cent coin and sank the Endeavour Yo momma is so hairy it looks like bob Marley’s looking under her arms Yo momma is so dumb she sold her car for petrol money Yo momma is so ugly she cracked my mirror mother f*cker TOTALLY POINTLESS Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:20:45 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/yo-momma-t18.htm#68 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/yo-momma-t18.htm ~~~CAMP FIRE SONGS~~~ http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/camp-fire-songs-t17.htm Bappy One Person: They Say That In The Army, The Food Is Very Fine A Pea Rolled Off The table And Killed A Friend Of Mine All: Oooo I Don't Want No More Of Army Life! Gee Mom I wanna Go Home!!! One person: They Say That In The Army The Drinks Are very Fine, You Ask For Coca-Cola, They Give You Turpentine! All: Ooooo I Don’t Want No More Of Army Life! Gee Mom I Wanna Go Home! One Person: They Say That In The Army, I Had A friend named Jim, He Went To The Toilet And ... TOTALLY POINTLESS Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:19:03 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/camp-fire-songs-t17.htm#67 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/camp-fire-songs-t17.htm THE MALE GUIDE TO SELECTING AN OUTFIT!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/the-male-guide-to-selecting-an-outfit-t16.htm Bappy ---------- ----------- ------------------- | Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes | |clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random | | dresser? | |the hamper?|---------->|piles on the floor?| ---------- ----------- ------------------- | Yes | Yes | Yes | No +------------------------------------ V | ... BATHROOM WALL Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:16:19 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/the-male-guide-to-selecting-an-outfit-t16.htm#66 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/the-male-guide-to-selecting-an-outfit-t16.htm BREAST GRAVITY http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/breast-gravity-t15.htm Bappy NEWS FLASH! Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet. Researchers have dubbed this new force "breast gravity." It is the nearly irresistible force that draws men’s eyes down to women’s breasts. "The idea came to me out of the blue," says team leader Frank Leerer. "I was walking along the beach with a colleague of mine, and we saw a woman in a string bikini. ‘Check out the globes ... BATHROOM WALL Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:14:47 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/breast-gravity-t15.htm#65 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/breast-gravity-t15.htm Women's instructions http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/women-s-instructions-t14.htm Bappy Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there. Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. Never ... BATHROOM WALL Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:11:34 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/women-s-instructions-t14.htm#64 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/women-s-instructions-t14.htm MEN......NIPPLE http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/mennipple-t2.htm Bappy Do men find it sexy when women lick/suck on thier nipple(s)!? TOTALLY POINTLESS Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:52:28 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/mennipple-t2.htm#2 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/totally-pointless-f2/mennipple-t2.htm GIRLS.................HOW DO YOU WANT IT!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/girlshow-do-you-want-it-t11.htm Bappy Ladies, tell da men how you want to be licked? BATHROOM WALL Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:35:59 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/girlshow-do-you-want-it-t11.htm#53 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/girlshow-do-you-want-it-t11.htm FALL IN LOVE!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/fall-in-love-t10.htm Bappy
HAVE A F.W.B. EVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE?]]> FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:33:58 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/fall-in-love-t10.htm#52 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/fall-in-love-t10.htm ................... http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/-t1.htm Bappy ]]> FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:06:15 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/-t1.htm#1 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/friends-with-benefits-f1/-t1.htm POST YOUR FREAKIEST NASTIEST CRAZIEST SEX SCEN HERE!!!! http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/post-your-freakiest-nastiest-craziest-sex-scen-here-t8.htm Bappy
Guys we gonna rate it too
:

0-1 - Its boring

1-5 - Its aite

5-9 - Its crazy

9- 10 - Its awesome]]> FREAKY FREAKY Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:19:49 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/post-your-freakiest-nastiest-craziest-sex-scen-here-t8.htm#49 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/freaky-freaky-f4/post-your-freakiest-nastiest-craziest-sex-scen-here-t8.htm How to Describe Your Breasts in a Chat Room http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/how-to-describe-your-breasts-in-a-chat-room-t6.htm Bappy How to Describe Your Breasts in a Chat Room (o)(o) perfect breasts ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts (*)(*) high nipple breasts (@)(@) big nipple breasts oo a cups { O }{ O } d cups (oYo) wonder bra breasts ( ^^)( ^^) cold breasts (o)(O) lopsided breasts (Q)(O) pierced breasts (p)(p) hanging tassels breasts \o/\o/ Grandma's breasts ( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts < o>< o> electric shock ... BATHROOM WALL Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:11:25 GMT http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/how-to-describe-your-breasts-in-a-chat-room-t6.htm#14 http://cellblock290.gettalk.net/bathroom-wall-f5/how-to-describe-your-breasts-in-a-chat-room-t6.htm